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“If at first you don’t succeed, try it my way.”

Did you just hear a cork pop? Let’s call that a breakthrough! Your mind expands with new ideas as you become very clear on a situation that may have been puzzling you. An original thinker, it’s an excellent time to start a new project that involves brainpower. Others take you to task as a pretentious fancy pants, but you actually see beyond face value and look at what is underneath. You may ask questions, point fingers, and speak slowly, but that doesn’t make you a know-it-all. It actually means you want to know it all, to learn and accomplish new things. You are a realist. You seek the truth and are not concerned with being right, although you often are. Wield it carefully though; truth is a double-edged sword that can cut you like bad bangs. When you’re fed up with vulgar displays of vile, lowbrow bullshit, meditation restores your mental resilience. So go quiet yourself down. Clear your mind, have an Oreo, settle your emotions, and start over.

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The English language is Heather’s strong suit:
Stop making fun of my words, and I promise to keep it shorter.

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